webspotting 23 - scary!

First published in the Oct/Nov 2011 issue of SCOPE, the newsletter of the RASC Toronto Centre. Photo of Count Floyd was shown in the paper edition. Tip of the beanie to SCTV and Dr Phil Plait. Republished here with permission.

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Ooooo. Hoooo. Hello boys and girls. It's me, Count  Bla, again. Reminding you to send away for your special 3-D glasses to watch the site this month on RASC's Monster Chiller Horror World Wide Spider Web. Ooooo.

Yes! It's that time of year again, kids, when we bring you a really scary feature on Monster Chiller Horror World Wide Spider Web. Ooooo. Hoooo. Ooooo. Isn't that terrifying, kids, huh? I bet you're good and scared, huh? You should be because this month we have a real terrifying site for you. A scary one with... with real creepy, scary pictures!

It's going to be a good one. It's a 3-D classic! It’s Dr. Tongue's Red Planet of Evil. In the miracle of 3-D. Featuring... Dr Spirit and Mr Opportunity. Ooooo. Hoooo. 

Remember to put your special anaglyph 3-D glasses on now, kids. Put the scary red lens over your left eye socket and the chilling blue over your right. Ooooo. Hoooo. 3-D! OK. Let’s watch!

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/mer/multimedia/gallery/3Dgallery-index.html

That's scary stuff, isn't it?! It just jumps right off the screen, right at you, right in your face! Ooooo. Hoooo. Ooooo. Those deep dark canyons. What terrifying creatures lurk behind those rocks?! Huh? Scary. The monsters and everything!

Buts you gots to have your special 3-D glasses. So, send away, right now, to me, Count Bla, care of RASC, just send 38 bucks, yeah, yeah, that's it, to cover postage and handling, ooo hoo, And you'll be sure to enjoy this site. 

Next time, we'll bring you Dr. Tongue's 3-D Evil Dawn of Vesta! Yes! Death from above. Next time, on Monster Chiller Horror World Wide Spider Web! Ooooooo! HOOOOOOoooooooo.