Celestron says no

Received the following note from Celestron.

[#BDN-124037]: board purchase

Dear Blake,

Thank you for contacting Celestron Technical Services with your inquiry. Unfortunately we do not directly sell this board. Please contact a local dealer/distributor to see if they can order this board for you.

Thank you,
Celestron Technical Services

That's lame. Others have bought it. Why would they tell me it can't be done? That's myopic. Come on. Be reasonable. Be modern.